You know us, we love a little vulva embroidery. Nothing gets us going like a bit of seed stitching around the labia or a cluster of french knots for a clit. How about using a variegated embroidery floss to show how truly unique and varied the colours of your genitals really are!

This is a membroidery workshop like no other. We’ll start the night off with a talk by Ruby Stevenson, all about our bits and how to make them happy AF. Ruby will stick around to answer all your pleasure related questions while we stitch the night away with embroideries centred around our genitals.

The craft workshop part of this evening is for complete beginners. We will talk you through how to prepare your embroidery hoop and embroidery floss, the best stitches to use for your work and how to make it as neat (or as messy) as you like.

You will get an embroidery hoop and needle to keep at the end of the night.

Just a note – this workshop is for women only! Keep an eye out for future membroidery nights where everyone is welcome.


Ruby Stevenson is a Sex Educator at Brook, the young people’s sexual health charity. She specialises in leading workshops around pleasure and pornography, and creates spaces for people of all ages to share opinions honestly and develop their own ideas. Her mission is to help everyone feel happier with the sex they have, and empower people to continue sex positive conversations in their own lives. 

By combining anatomical knowledge, pleasure-focused consent, and a breakdown of the differing ways our brain’s process pleasure, Ruby addresses cultural and personal shame experienced around female genitalia. She’ll then breakdown the numerous pleasurable areas of the vulva and vagina – where to locate them and how to stimulate them (with and without a partner).

She also has cool hair!

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2.5 hours - £30

This workshop is all about getting to know what makes you…stitch.

Ruby’s talk will start promptly at 7:15, please arrive by 7 to claim your seat and your drink.

22nd August – 2.5 hours £30




Freestyle Weaving

2 Hours – £50
5 Hours – £105
Children (2 hours) - £40

Learn to weave on a simple two pedal floor loom. This style of weaving really allows you to zone out and create unique fabric with our huge selection of beautiful yarns.

Mindful and fun
ages 6+

Tapestry Weaving

2 Hours - £65

Learn how to set up and weave on a frame loom. Learn essential tapestry stitches so you can experiment with texture, colour shape and form.

Two sweet workshops every month
Equipment is yours to take home

Tapestry Club

2.5 Hours - £15

You got the kit, now you just want to weave with us!

3rd Wednesday each month
Or flick us an email and drop in!

Children’s Weaving

2 hours - £40

Children love using our floor looms and we don't blame them, it's as good for them as it is fun. Why don't you join them?

Mindful and fun
Children from 6 years

Warp to weft

8 hours - £200

So we got you hooked on weaving and now you want to make something even more unique? Thought so. Let's do this!

8 hours to Make a scarf
Pick a day that suits you

Embroider your Member

2 hours - £25

The perfect crass craft to make your day extra...genital.

Bring your loved one

Spin This! Learn to spin your own yarn

2.5 hours - £55

Want to learn to spin your own yarn? Well come on then!

Learn to spin and ply your own yarn!
Mindful and colourful

Weave Your Genes

3 hours - £65

What can your genes tell you about yourself? Learn about what makes you tick and weave your gene traits into a gorgeous woven wall hanging.

Science AND craft
Family fun
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