You know us, we love a little vulva embroidery. Nothing gets us going like a bit of seed stitching around the labia or a cluster of french knots for a clit. How about using a variegated embroidery floss to show how truly unique and varied the colours of your genitals really are!

This is a membroidery workshop like no other. We’ll start the night off with a talk by Ruby Stevenson, all about our bits and how to make them happy AF. Ruby will stick around to answer all your pleasure related questions while we stitch the night away with embroideries centred around our genitals.

The craft workshop part of this evening is for complete beginners. We will talk you through how to prepare your embroidery hoop and embroidery floss, the best stitches to use for your work and how to make it as neat (or as messy) as you like.

You will get an embroidery hoop and needle to keep at the end of the night.

Just a note – this workshop is for women only! Keep an eye out for future membroidery nights where everyone is welcome.


Ruby Stevenson is a Sex Educator at Brook, the young people’s sexual health charity. She specialises in leading workshops around pleasure and pornography, and creates spaces for people of all ages to share opinions honestly and develop their own ideas. Her mission is to help everyone feel happier with the sex they have, and empower people to continue sex positive conversations in their own lives. 

By combining anatomical knowledge, pleasure-focused consent, and a breakdown of the differing ways our brain’s process pleasure, Ruby addresses cultural and personal shame experienced around female genitalia. She’ll then breakdown the numerous pleasurable areas of the vulva and vagina – where to locate them and how to stimulate them (with and without a partner).

She also has cool hair!

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2.5 hours - £30

This workshop is all about getting to know what makes you…stitch.

Ruby’s talk will start promptly at 7:15, please arrive by 7 to claim your seat and your drink.

22nd August – 2.5 hours £30




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Free Booze Cup

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Bring your loved one
Free Booze Cup

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Free Booze Cup

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