You know us, we love a little vulva embroidery. Nothing gets us going like a bit of seed stitching around the labia or a cluster of french knots for a clit. How about using a variegated embroidery floss to show how truly unique and varied the colours of your genitals really are!

This is a membroidery workshop like no other. We’ll start the night off with a talk by Ruby Stevenson, all about our bits and how to make them happy AF. Ruby will stick around to answer all your pleasure related questions while we stitch the night away with embroideries centred around our genitals.

The craft workshop part of this evening is for complete beginners. We will talk you through how to prepare your embroidery hoop and embroidery floss, the best stitches to use for your work and how to make it as neat (or as messy) as you like.

You will get an embroidery hoop and needle to keep at the end of the night.


Ruby Stevenson is a Sex Educator at Brook, the young people’s sexual health charity. She specialises in leading workshops around pleasure and pornography, and creates spaces for people of all ages to share opinions honestly and develop their own ideas. Her mission is to help everyone feel happier with the sex they have, and empower people to continue sex positive conversations in their own lives. 

By combining anatomical knowledge, pleasure-focused consent, and a breakdown of the differing ways our brain’s process pleasure, Ruby addresses cultural and personal shame experienced around female genitalia. She’ll then breakdown the numerous pleasurable areas of the vulva and vagina – where to locate them and how to stimulate them (with and without a partner).

She also has cool hair!

Book now

2.5 hours - £30

This workshop is all about getting to know what makes you…stitch.

Ruby’s talk will start promptly at 7:15, please arrive by 7 to claim your seat and your drink.

22nd August – 2.5 hours £30




Freestyle Weaving

2 Hours – £45
5 Hours – £100
Children (2 hours) - £35

Learn to weave on a simple two pedal floor loom. This style of weaving really allows you to zone out and create unique fabric with our huge selection of beautiful yarns.

ages 6+

Children’s Weaving

2 hours - £35

Children love using our floor looms and we don't blame them, it's as good for them as it is fun.

Mindful and fun
Children from 6 years

Tapestry Weaving

2 Hours - £65

Learn how to set up and weave on a frame loom. You'll learn the essential tapestry stitches so you can explore and experiment with texture, colour shape and form.

One evening and one morning class a month
Equipment is yours to take home

Warp to weft

8 hours - £200

So we got you hooked on weaving and now you want to make something even more unique? Thought so. Let's do this!

8 hours to Make a scarf
Pick a day that suits you

Tapestry Club

2.5 Hours - £15

You got the basics down, now you just want to weave in an inspirational environment?

We heard ya! We feel ya! Here ya go!

Once a month
Morning and Evening classes


We like ours with a side of hummus.

Making stuff with your hands is amazing, making stuff with your friend's hands is even better. Organise a private party at The London Loom today and get ready for the best darned time of your lives.

Hens and Stags
Birthdays or work parties
Baby showers and children's parties

Spin This! Learn to spin your own yarn

2.5 hours - £55

Who loves yarn? Everyone, right? So who wouldn't want to learn to spin their own? Nobody. Well come on then!

5th June
18th September
Learn to spin and ply your own yarn!

Perspex, Pompom and Tassel Earrings

2 hours - £25

Don’t have pierced ears? We’ll sort you out…with a piercing gun. Only kidding you can use clips ons instead, or make a keyring!

3rd July
Super cool furry jewellery

Sashiko Stitching

2 hours - £25

Stab stitching in the most beautiful Japanese way

30th May - £25
25th July - £25

Freestyle Embroidery at the Royal Society of Sculptors

£35 - 2.5 hours

We've teamed up with the Royal Society of Sculptors to bring you our very first freestyle embroidery workshop! We CANNOT WAIT. 

Freestyle Embroidery
At the Royal Society of Sculptors in Kensington

Dye your own yarn with The Wool Kitchen


Every dreamt of dying your own yarn? Haven't we all? We have The Wool Kitchen in for THE BEST yarn dying workshop...ever.

Dye two skeins of yarn to take home
Genius tuition by The Wool Kitchen
More workshops coming soon!
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