What better way to say “I love you” in the mirror, to your own reflection, than by embroidering what you see in front of you! This class is about love – loving yourself, loving your bits, loving your mate’s bits, or even your partners. The perfect first date ice-breaker “nice clit! I’d like to get my tongue around that tonight!” That sort of thing.

It’s important to us that this class is about two things; 
1. Learning a new handskill
2. Being cool with what you got between those legs of yours, because what you got is great and you should celebrate it by immortalising it with thread and yarn!

We’ll teach you how to prep your embroidery hoop for a new project, show you some essential stitches to make awesome effects (which stitches are better for pubes…that sort of thing) and how to neatly finish your work off so it looks as professional as you’ll be at the end of the evening.

We’ll equip each of you with a hand mirror upon arrival for you to pop off to the loos and check yourself out for some creative inspiration. What’s that you say? You’d rather go off memory? Good for you! You’d rather search online? Totally your decision dude. You want to create an abstract vulva or scrotum from printed pictures? We will have some on hand. We’ve got you covered people!

“The evening workshop was really fun and they gave everyone a shot of tequila!”

— - Caroline

Book now

2 hours - £25

You cheeky embroiderer you! Get your bits out (in the private toilet cubicles) and let’s get stitching.

People

Workshops

Freestyle Weaving

2 Hours – £45
5 Hours – £100
Children (2 hours) - £35

Learn to weave on a simple two pedal floor loom. This style of weaving really allows you to zone out and create unique fabric with our huge selection of beautiful yarns.

mindful
ages 6+

Children’s Weaving

2 hours - £35

Children love using our floor looms and we don't blame them, it's as good for them as it is fun.

Mindful and fun
Children from 6 years

Tapestry Weaving

2 Hours - £65

Learn how to set up and weave on a frame loom. You'll learn the essential tapestry stitches so you can explore and experiment with texture, colour shape and form.

one evening class a month
one morning class a month
Loom is yours to keep

Weave a scarf from warp to weft

8 hours - £200

So we got you hooked on weaving and now you want to make something even more unique? Thought so. Let's scarf this!

8 hours to Make a scarf
Pick a day that suits you

Tapestry Club

2.5 Hours - £15

You got the basics down, now you just want to weave in an inspirational environment?

We heard ya! We feel ya! Here ya go!

Once a month
Morning and Evening classes
07
Mar

Inspirational Women Badges

2 Hours - £25

Nothing like a 3D badge of a woman who inspires you to adorn your coat or cardi.

7th March- £25
Free Booze Cup

Sashiko Stitching

2 hours - £25

Stab stitching in the most beautiful Japanese way

28th March - £25
30th May - £25
25th July - £25
04
Apr

Perspex and Pompom Jewellery

2 hours - £25

Don’t have pierced ears? We’ll sort you out…with a piercing gun. Only kidding you can use clips ons instead, or make a keyring!

4th April
Super cool furry jewellery

Vagestic Mandala Embroidery

5 hours - £120

Jess De Wahls, the Vagina Museum and The London Loom bring you...Vagestic Mandala Embroidery!

Mindful and fun
Support the Vagina Museum!
24
May

Freestyle Embroidery at the Royal Society of British Sculptors

2.5 hours - £35

We've teamed up with the Royal Society of British Sculptors to bring you our very first freestyle embroidery workshop! We CANNOT WAIT. 

Freestyle Embroidery
At the Royal Society of Sculptors in Kensington
20
May

Elizabeth Pawle Returns

2 hours - £75

Elizabeth Pawle is one of the most talented textile artists this side of Instagram and we've only gone and got her back in the studio!

One day only!
Taught by Elizabeth Pawle
25
Apr

Decorate Your Denim

2 hours - £25

Get your hippie on and learn to decorate your denim clothing!

25th April - £25
Meditative
23
May

Embellish This!

2 hours - £20

Get Festival Ready!

23rd May - £20
Get Festival Ready

Parties

We like ours with a side of hummus.

Making stuff with your hands is amazing, making stuff with your friend's hands is even better. Organise a private party at The London Loom today and get ready for the best darned time of your lives.

Hens and Stags
Birthdays
Work Parties
Baby Showers
Children's Parties

Book a party!

Put on a private party for you and your favourite people. Kid's parties? Yes siree. Hen parties? Why the heck not. Celebrating life? You betcha! Contact us with your ideas, we've totally got this.

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