What better way to say “I love you” in the mirror, to your own reflection, than by embroidering what you see in front of you! This class is about love – loving yourself, loving your bits, loving your mate’s bits, or even your partners. The perfect first date ice-breaker “nice clit! I’d like to get my tongue around that tonight!” That sort of thing.

It’s important to us that this class is about two things; 
1. Learning a new handskill
2. Being cool with what you got between those legs of yours, because what you got is great and you should celebrate it by immortalising it with thread and yarn!

We’ll teach you how to prep your embroidery hoop for a new project, show you some essential stitches to make awesome effects (which stitches are better for pubes…that sort of thing) and how to neatly finish your work off so it looks as professional as you’ll be at the end of the evening.

You will also get to take home a copy of our very new and sparkly 16 page instructional booklet so you can make a million more scrotums or vulvas!

We’ll equip each of you with a hand mirror upon arrival for you to pop off to the loos and check yourself out for some creative inspiration. What’s that you say? You’d rather go off memory? Good for you! You’d rather search online? Totally your decision dude. You want to create an abstract vulva or scrotum from printed pictures? We will have some on hand. We’ve got you covered people!

“The evening workshop was really fun and they gave everyone a shot of tequila!”

— - Caroline

Book now

2 hours - £25

You cheeky embroiderer you! Get your bits out (in the private toilet cubicles) and let’s get stitching.

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Workshops

Freestyle Weaving

2 Hours – £50
5 Hours – £105
Children (2 hours) - £40

Learn to weave on a simple two pedal floor loom. This style of weaving really allows you to zone out and create unique fabric with our huge selection of beautiful yarns.

Mindful and fun
ages 6+

Weave Your Genes with Dot One

2 hours - £65

What can your genes tell you about yourself? Learn about what makes you tick and weave your gene traits into a gorgeous woven wall hanging.

Science AND craft!
Family fun

Tapestry Weaving

2 Hours - £65

Learn how to set up and weave on a frame loom. Learn essential tapestry stitches so you can experiment with texture, colour shape and form.

One sweet workshop every month
Equipment is yours to take home

Dye your own yarn with The Wool Kitchen

4 hours - £80
New dates added!

Every dreamt of dying your own yarn? Haven't we all? We have The Wool Kitchen in for THE BEST yarn dying workshop...ever.

Dye two skeins of yarn to take home
Genius tuition by The Wool Kitchen

Warp to weft

8 hours - £200

So we got you hooked on weaving and now you want to make something even more unique? Thought so. Let's do this!

8 hours to Make a scarf
Pick a day that suits you

Children’s Weaving

2 hours - £40

Children love using our floor looms and we don't blame them, it's as good for them as it is fun. Why don't you join them?

Mindful and fun
Children from 6 years

Tapestry Club

2.5 Hours - £15

You got the kit, now you just want to weave with us!

3rd Wednesday each month
Or flick us an email and drop in!

Sashiko Stitching

2 hours - £25

Like join the dot but with a yarn and thread - perfect for those of you who've got a serious case of the tidy's

Mindful
Perfect for beginners
06
Nov

Perspex, Pompom and Tassel Earrings

2 hours - £25

Don’t have pierced ears? We’ll sort you out…with a piercing gun. Only kidding you can use clips ons instead, or make a keyring!

Make a pair or two!
Free Booze Cup
05
Dec

The London Loom Winter Party

3 hours - £5

Holy Dreidels! It's December! We thought we'd host a very special crafters night full of doughnuts, mulled wine and...you!

The best party this side of winter solstice
Bring your WIP

Spin This! Learn to spin your own yarn

2.5 hours - £55

Want to learn to spin your own yarn? Well come on then!

Learn to spin and ply your own yarn!
Mindful and colourful
17
Jan

Fibre Sculpture at Royal Society of Sculptors

2.5 hours - £32.50

These are no ordinary tassels! Learn to make beautiful sculptural fibre art in the most beautiful setting in South Kensington.

We're heading to South Kensington
Tassels galore!
05
Mar

Inspirational Women Badges

2 Hours - £25

Nothing like a 3D badge of a woman who inspires you to adorn your coat or cardi.

Celebrate the woman in our world!
Free Booze Cup

Private Parties

Prices start from £30

Get our whole studio entirely to yourselves!

Tons of options
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