What better way to say “I love you” in the mirror, to your own reflection, than by embroidering what you see in front of you! This class is about love – loving yourself, loving your bits, loving your mate’s bits, or even your partners. The perfect first date ice-breaker “nice clit! I’d like to get my tongue around that tonight!” That sort of thing.

It’s important to us that this class is about two things; 
1. Learning a new handskill
2. Being cool with what you got between those legs of yours, because what you got is great and you should celebrate it by immortalising it with thread and yarn!

We’ll teach you how to prep your embroidery hoop for a new project, show you some essential stitches to make awesome effects (which stitches are better for pubes…that sort of thing) and how to neatly finish your work off so it looks as professional as you’ll be at the end of the evening.

We’ll equip each of you with a hand mirror upon arrival for you to pop off to the loos and check yourself out for some creative inspiration. What’s that you say? You’d rather go off memory? Good for you! You’d rather search online? Totally your decision dude. You want to create an abstract vulva or scrotum from printed pictures? We will have some on hand. We’ve got you covered people!

“The evening workshop was really fun and they gave everyone a shot of tequila!”

— - Caroline

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2 hours - £25

You cheeky embroiderer you! Get your bits out (in the private toilet cubicles) and let’s get stitching.

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Workshops

Freestyle Weaving

2 Hours – £45
5 Hours – £100
Children (2 hours) - £35

Learn to weave on a simple two pedal floor loom. This style of weaving really allows you to zone out and create unique fabric with our huge selection of beautiful yarns.

mindful
ages 6+

Children’s Weaving

2 hours - £35

Children love using our floor looms and we don't blame them, it's as good for them as it is fun.

Mindful and fun
Children from 6 years

Tapestry Weaving

2 Hours - £65

Learn how to set up and weave on a frame loom. You'll learn the essential tapestry stitches so you can explore and experiment with texture, colour shape and form.

One evening and one morning class a month
Equipment is yours to take home

Warp to weft

8 hours - £200

So we got you hooked on weaving and now you want to make something even more unique? Thought so. Let's do this!

8 hours to Make a scarf
Pick a day that suits you

Tapestry Club

2.5 Hours - £15

You got the basics down, now you just want to weave in an inspirational environment?

We heard ya! We feel ya! Here ya go!

Once a month
Morning and Evening classes

Parties

We like ours with a side of hummus.

Making stuff with your hands is amazing, making stuff with your friend's hands is even better. Organise a private party at The London Loom today and get ready for the best darned time of your lives.

Hens and Stags
Birthdays or work parties
Baby showers and children's parties

Spin This! Learn to spin your own yarn

2.5 hours - £55

Who loves yarn? Everyone, right? So who wouldn't want to learn to spin their own? Nobody. Well come on then!

5th June
18th September
Learn to spin and ply your own yarn!
03
Jul

Perspex, Pompom and Tassel Earrings

2 hours - £25

Don’t have pierced ears? We’ll sort you out…with a piercing gun. Only kidding you can use clips ons instead, or make a keyring!

3rd July
Super cool furry jewellery

Sashiko Stitching

2 hours - £25

Stab stitching in the most beautiful Japanese way

30th May - £25
25th July - £25
24
May

Freestyle Embroidery at the Royal Society of Sculptors

£35 - 2.5 hours

We've teamed up with the Royal Society of Sculptors to bring you our very first freestyle embroidery workshop! We CANNOT WAIT. 

Freestyle Embroidery
At the Royal Society of Sculptors in Kensington

Dye your own yarn with The Wool Kitchen

SOLD OUT

Every dreamt of dying your own yarn? Haven't we all? We have The Wool Kitchen in for THE BEST yarn dying workshop...ever.

Dye two skeins of yarn to take home
Genius tuition by The Wool Kitchen
More workshops coming soon!
22
Aug

Ladies Ultimate Pleasure Night

2.5 hours - £30

Membroidery? You got it. Talk about women's pleasure? Uh huh. This night is going to get you going, in more ways than one.

22nd August
Embroider your vulva
Talk on women's pleasure by Ruby Stevenson
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