Hello you smart, whimsical, gorgeous things! There’s not much sweeter in life than rocking up to work in the morning and knowing all day long that you’ve got a sweet workshop or seat at a bloody fascinating talk booked in for the evening. So here we are with our Late Nights at The London Loom series.

Scroll down for our list of class descriptions and dates – we’ll keep updating these as long as we’ve got something interesting to share with you…which will be forever…RIGHT?

Just so y’all know these classes are 18+ and BYOB. Beware when scrolling down this page as there is vast and glorious explicit craft based content…yum.

Class Details

27th September - Embroider your member

Hey humans with varied and beautiful genitalia. Wouldn’t you like to celebrate those varied and beautiful differences? Wouldn’t you love to celebrate those varied and beautiful differences through the art of embroidery? “YES PLEASE!” I hear you cry! Well…guess what?…you can!

It’s important to us that this class is about two things;
1. Learning a new handskill
2. Being cool with what you got between those legs of yours, because what you got is great and you should celebrate it by immortalising it with thread and yarn!

We’ll teach you how to prep your embroidery hoop for a new project, show you some essential stitches to make awesome effects (which stitches are better for pubes…that sort of thing) and how to neatly finish your work off so it looks as professional as you’ll be at the end of the evening.

We’ll equip each of you with a hand mirror upon arrival for you to pop off to the loos and check yourself out for some creative inspiration. What’s that you say? You’d rather go off memory? Good for you! You’d rather search online? Totally your decision dude. You want to create an abstract vulva or scrotum from printed pictures? We will have some on hand. We’ve got you covered people!

Want to do this class with your friends for a private special event? We do that! Just email francesca@thelondonloom.com with your enquiry and we’ll sort you out.

25th October - Arm knitted fatso blanket

We’ve got a lovely host teacher in for this class, introducing Jessica Woollard! With such a wooly name is it any wonder she loves the wool? I mean we do and our surnames are Dennis and Kletz, more detective names than weavers but, you know.

In this extreme knitting class you will learn to arm knit with gorgeous 100% merino yarn in the colour of your choice to make a chunky and warm winter blanket for your home! Or car or bench! Whatever.

In this three hour long class you will learn how to cast on and off your blanket and how to comfortably knit with your arms to create a big, squishy, yummy blanket.

Take a look at our colour chart below and when you put your booking through at the checkout make a note of the number of the colour you want to use.

This 3 hour class is £100 and includes all the yarn you need to a knit a whole blanket.

23rd November - Calligraphy with Suzie

Suzie Dicker, founder of the luxury London stationery and leather goods brand A L’aise will be teaching you the art of Modern Calligraphy. This beginner’s workshop in modern calligraphy will teach you everything you need to know starting right at the beginning right through to writing your name with a beautiful flourish. You willreceive you own nib, nib holder, ink and calligraphy guide to use in the workshop and to take home with you afterwards.

You will learn about the tools of calligraphy and technique, and how to write each calligraphy letter. Modern calligraphy is perfect for all; its relaxed approach enhances your natural handwriting style to create a unique and beautiful lettering form that is totally individual.

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Various lengths and prices

27th September – Embroider your member
You cheeky embroiderer you! Get your bits out (in the private toilet cubicles) and let’s get stitching.

25th October – Arm knitted fatso blanket
3 hours – £100
A very special Late Night class. Get yourself ready for winter and a big hunk of yarn.

23rd November – Calligraphy
2.5 hours – £55
Come join us for an evening of beautiful calligraphy.



Freestyle Weaving

2 Hours – £45
5 Hours – £100
Children (2 hours) - £35

Learn to weave on a simple two pedal floor loom. This style of weaving really allows you to zone out and create unique fabric with our huge selection of beautiful yarns.

ages 6+

Weave a scarf from warp to weft

8 hours - £200

So we got you hooked on weaving and now you want to make something even more unique? Thought so. Let's scarf this!

8 hours to Make a scarf
Pick a day that suits you

Tapestry Weaving

2 Hours - £55

Learn how to set up and weave on a frame loom. You'll learn the essential tapestry stitches so you can explore and experiment with texture, colour shape and form.

Once a month
Loom is yours to keep

Tapestry Club

2 Hours - £15

You got the basics down, now you just want to weave in an inspirational environment?

We heard ya! We feel ya! Here ya go!

Once a month
We're here to answer tapestry questions
Bring a work in progress

Perspex and Pompom Jewellery

2 hours - £20

Don’t have pierced ears? We’ll sort you out…with a piercing gun. Only kidding you can use clips ons instead, or make a keyring!

14th December - £20
Super cool furry jewellery

Sashiko Stitching

2 hours - £25

Stab stitching in the most beautiful Japanese way

24th January - £25

Cosmos Cross Stitch & Full Moon Party

2 hours - £50

Soothe your soul with some cosmos cross stitch

31st January - £50

Embroider your Member

2 hours - £25

The perfect crass craft to make your Valentines Day extra...genital.

Valentines Day - £25
Free Booze Cup

Inspirational Women Badges

2 Hours - £25

Nothing like a 3D badge of a woman who inspires you to adorn your coat or cardi.

7th March- £25
Free Booze Cup

Wolves, Horses, Swans and A Log – It’s Latch Hooking Time!

2 Hours - £90

Make your own rug and forever your toes will be cosy and warm.

4th April - £90
Free Booze Cup

Decorate Your Denim

2 hours - £25

Get your hippie on and learn to decorate your denim clothing!

25th April - £25

Elizabeth Pawle Returns

2 hours - £75

Elizabeth Pawle is one of the most talented textile artists this side of Instagram and we've only gone and got her back in the studio!

Special one off class
Taught by Elizabeth Pawle

Embellish This!

2 hours - £20

Get Festival Ready!

23rd May - £20
Get Festival Ready


We like ours with a side of hummus.

Making stuff with your hands is amazing, making stuff with your friend's hands is even better. Organise a private party at The London Loom today and get ready for the best darned time of your lives.

Hens and Stags
Work Parties
Baby Showers
Children's Parties

Book a party!

Put on a private party for you and your favourite people. Kid's parties? Yes siree. Hen parties? Why the heck not. Celebrating life? You betcha! Contact us with your ideas, we've totally got this.

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