Hello you smart, whimsical, gorgeous things! There’s not much sweeter in life than rocking up to work in the morning and knowing all day long that you’ve got a sweet workshop or seat at a bloody fascinating talk booked in for the evening. So here we are with our late night at The London Loom series.

Scroll down for our list of class descriptions and dates – we’ll keep updating these as long as we’ve got something interesting to share with you…which will be forever…RIGHT?

Just so y’all know these classes are 18+ and BYOB. Beware when scrolling down this page as there is vast and glorious explicit craft based content…yum.

Let us know if you have any ideas for something you’d like to share as part of our late night series, sharing is caring humans and we want to get as many of you in on the action as we can! Contact francesca@thelondonloom.com with your ideas.


Class Details

15th June - Embroider your member

Hey humans with varied and beautiful genitalia. Wouldn’t you like to celebrate those varied and beautiful differences? Wouldn’t you love to celebrate those varied and beautiful differences through the art of embroidery? “YES PLEASE!” I hear you cry! Well…guess what?…you can!

It’s important to us that this class is about two things;
1. Learning a new handskill
2. Being cool with what you got between those legs of yours, because what you got is great and you should celebrate it by immortalising it with thread and yarn!

We’ll teach you how to prep your embroidery hoop for a new project, show you some essential stitches to make awesome effects (which stitches are better for pubes…that sort of thing) and how to neatly finish your work off so it looks as professional as you’ll be at the end of the evening.

We’ll equip each of you with a hand mirror upon arrival for you to pop off to the loos and check yourself out for some creative inspiration. What’s that you say? You’d rather go off memory? Good for you! You’d rather search online? Totally your decision dude. You want to create an abstract vulva or scrotum from printed pictures? We will have some on hand. We’ve got you covered people!

Want to do this class with your friends for a private special event? We do that! Just email francesca@thelondonloom.com with your enquiry and we’ll sort you out.

20th July - Poi Making

What the heck son is poi! The London Loom’s very own Kiwi co-director Brooke will show you! Poi is both the equipment and the performance art of swinging a tethered weight to make beautiful patterns in the air – and it’s bloody great for your wrists too. These beauties also happen to have a big old gorgeous tassel and braid and we’ll show you how to make the whole sodding thing. This Maori tradition will get you dancing and swinging like no other craft class has before. If you’re good you might even learn some Maori. So kia ora and all that jazz, let’s get poi-Ed.

This class includes all of the equipment and materials to make your own poi (and some great kiwi tunes to get you going)

Book now

2 Hours - £35

15th June – Embroider your member
You cheeky embroiderer you! Get your bits out (in the private toilet cubicles) and let’s get stitching.

20th July – Poi Making
Explore the Maori inside of you and learn a new craft and performance art all at once, what more could you possibly want? Nothing.



Freestyle Weaving

2 Hours – £45
5 Hours – £100
Children (2 hours) - £35

Learn to weave on a simple two pedal floor loom. This style of weaving really allows you to zone out and create unique fabric with our huge selection of beautiful yarns.

ages 6+

Tapestry Weaving

2 Hours - £55

Learn how to set up and weave on a frame loom. You'll learn the essential tapestry stitches so you can explore and experiment with texture, colour shape and form.

group class
great gift idea

From Warp to Weft

8 hours - £200

So we got you hooked on weaving and now you want to make something even more unique? Thought so. Let's get you measuring warp and threading up the loom like a pro.

8 hours
Fabric from Scratch

School Holidays

Tapestry Weaving - 30th May - £45
Braiding Poi Making - 31st May - £30
Introduction to Embroidery - 1st June - £25
Ojo de Dios - 2nd June - £20

Hey smaller humans! You want in on The London Loom action too? Great news, we've got a whole host of ace workshops for you over the school holidays.

Various Lessions
Holiday Fun

Late Nights!

2 Hours - £35

Welcome to Late Nights at The London Loom! This is our series of adult only craft nights. Check out what we've got in-store for you beauties.

Great with mates
Group fun

Book a party!

Put on a private party for you and your favourite people. Kid's parties? Yes siree. Hen parties? Why the heck not. Celebrating life? You betcha! Contact us with your ideas, we've totally got this.

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